- Cute boy in class: can I have a piece of paper?
- Me: sure *hands him a marriage certificate*
i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive
this was me and my twin prom night
thank you for the text post
another year, another disappointment
Why are you wearing the same clothes??
I haven’t moved in a year
just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
if i mutually follow you it’s a free pass to talk to me whenever you want
you can literally just send me an ask saying “piss” 10 times