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yo im dawn.

  • Cute boy in class: can I have a piece of paper?
  • Me: sure *hands him a marriage certificate*

posted 1 week ago

notchicken:

terranullius-andthestolengen:

notchicken:

notchicken:

tupacabra:

i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive

this was me and my twin prom night image

thank you for the text post

another year, another disappointment  

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Why are you wearing the same clothes??

I haven’t moved in a year

posted 1 week ago

bitcorn:

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

posted 1 week ago

ponpekopon:

sleepy bunny *:。(´ㅅ`    )

posted 2 weeks ago

envycamacho:

how many eye contact until date

posted 2 weeks ago

yiffkirigiri:

if i mutually follow you it’s a free pass to talk to me whenever you want 

you can literally just send me an ask saying “piss” 10 times

posted 2 weeks ago

rneerkat:

with great power comes a great electricity bill

posted 3 weeks ago

expiry:

i wish motherlode worked irl

posted 3 weeks ago